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Dear US Senators

March 28, 2010

Please add the 10% Tan Tax to your lawsuit against ObamaCare. Not only is it discriminatory against the mostly women-owned small businesses… it is discriminatory against the entire white race. That is illegal. And who says the fed has any authority to impose a service sales tax in the first place? Isn’t that a state “right”? The fed gas tax is NOT a service tax… it is a legal “excise” tax per gallon on an interstate commodity.

Contrary to sensational media reports… there is no valid scientific evidence that tanning beds cause or increase the risk of skin cancer. No case-controlled peer reviewed studies have ever been done. Only a UN IARC report summarizing faulty results of years-old flawed studies. The AAD, big pharma skin creams, beauty mags, and cancer “societies” then all piled on to convince congress to abandon the “botax” and hit the tanning salons instead. All of the above are financially supported by the likes of Coppertone and other SPF cream makers.

Sincerely,

The People You Supposedly Work For

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Slap Chop…The Review

February 3, 2010
 
 
Some guy in Canada got one of these (yeah I know….stupid Canadians) and has provided this review for your pleasure.
 
Slapchop review Ok so I got a slapchop Christmas……….

This dirty son of a bitch Vince convinced me that this invention would save time, and help me eat healthy.

Fuck Vince and his goddamn chopped nuts,fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini.
Let me tell you what this holy terror of a kitchen utensil does…..absolutely nothing..

Let’s look at a few things:

1. This thing is made of plastic and has a sharp blade hooked to a spring and a plunger.

This is a poor combination to begin with.

2. The slapchop is about the size of a coffee grinder, which means to you need to slapchop size your food prior to actually using the slapchop. In order to do that you need a knife, if I have a knife in my hand already I may as well chop the damn vegetable right then and there.

3. One slap for large sizes, 2 to slaps for smaller sizes, three slaps for a fine dice….fuck you VINCE!

Here’s what it actually goes like!! One slap, twist and pry on plunger because vegetable is wedged in the cutting mechanism. Two slaps, still fucking wedged and no smaller than the last slap…. why? because the fucking blade didn’t actually cut anything..it just did a quarter turn with potato stuffed inside. Three slaps, another quarter turn and now your potato is wedged so far into the fucking machine the plunger won’t come out.

Now since the veg is stuffed deep inside this devil contraption you must now take the damn thing apart, easier said than done. Vince says “its easy as one two three” FUCK YOU AGAIN VINCE!

It’s easy to take apart sans potato stuffing however once those blades are full it becomes more difficult.

Picture this, a slapchop full of potato, the plunger is stuffed all the way to the bottom so you can’t undo the top part, and it won’t turn enough to pry the bottom protector part off.

Now keep in mind that this contraption has a sharp fucking blade in it…so using your fingers to pry out the potato chunks is ill advised.
What do you do? Three cut fingers and 7 band-aids later, Get a tool if course….now because you already had to cut your vegetable to slapchop size , you just happen to have a knife close by. It only makes sense to use that to dig out the jammed veg.

Ahem… Caution at this point the slapchop is no longer a slapchop, it suddenly becomes a spring loaded vegetable cannon!

As soon as you wiggle a tiny piece of the vegetable in question out of harms way you can fully expect to get showered in large chunks of potato (or onion, or peppers)…remember these are large chunks that fly fast and hard….because this stupid device still hasn’t actually CUT ANYTHING!

I am going to personally kill the man that invented this goddamn thing…in fact I’m going to use it on his nuts….because Vince says it works great on nuts…in fact so well he says that we are going to love his nuts.

I bet this stupid son-of-a-bitch has a SNUGGIE as well…..

Conclusion

DO NOT BUY A SLAPCHOP!

My nuts, your mouth

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Climate destroyed on the way to meeting about saving the world

December 7, 2009

What a pile of horsecrap.

Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes…produce as much carbon dioxide as a town the size of Middlesbrough.

On a normal day, Majken Friss Jorgensen, managing director of Copenhagen’s biggest limousine company, says her firm has twelve vehicles on the road. During the “summit to save the world”, which opens here tomorrow, she will have 200.

“We thought they were not going to have many cars, due to it being a climate convention,” she says. “But it seems that somebody last week looked at the weather report.”

Ms Jorgensen reckons that between her and her rivals the total number of limos in Copenhagen next week has already broken the 1,200 barrier. The French alone rang up on Thursday and ordered another 42. “We haven’t got enough limos in the country to fulfil the demand,” she says. “We’re having to drive them in hundreds of miles from Germany and Sweden.”

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How unemployment rates are made up (sad but true)

December 5, 2009

Yep, that's about right on

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What Amazon.com thinks about Sarah Palin’s Book

November 30, 2009

Keeping America Stupid is right on

 I want that Arguing With Idiots book!

 

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Human rights scared out of existence in the name of “good health”

August 27, 2009

Swine Flu Martial Law Bill Clears Massachusetts Senate

Posted By admin On April 29, 2009 @ 10:25 am In U.S. News | Comments Disabled

Infowars
April 29, 2009

It took corporate media swine flu hysteria to ram through a martial law bill in Massachusetts. S18 gives the Governor the power to authorize the deployment and use of force to distribute supplies and materials and local authorities will be allowed to enter private residences for investigation and to quarantine individuals.

   
   
   

The Associated Press reports:

The Massachusetts Senate has unanimously passed a pandemic flu preparation bill that has languished in the Legislature before the recent swine flu outbreak.

The 36-0 vote today sends the measure to the House. Both branches have taken it up in past years, but have not been able to agree on the details.

The new Senate version would allow the public health commissioner — in a public health emergency — to close or evacuate buildings, enter private property for investigations, and quarantine individuals.

The bill specifically mandates the following:

(1) to require the owner or occupier of premises to permit entry into and investigation of the premises;
(2) to close, direct, and compel the evacuation of, or to decontaminate or cause to be decontaminated any building or facility, and to allow the reopening of the building or facility when the danger has ended;
(3) to decontaminate or cause to be decontaminated, or to destroy any material;
(4) to restrict or prohibit assemblages of persons;
(5) to require a health care facility to provide services or the use of its facility, or to transfer the management and supervision of the health care facility to the department or to a local public health authority;
(6) to control ingress to and egress from any stricken or threatened public area, and the movement of persons and materials within the area;
(7) to adopt and enforce measures to provide for the safe disposal of infectious waste and human remains, provided that religious, cultural, family, and individual beliefs of the deceased person shall be followed to the extent possible when disposing of human remains, whenever that may be done without endangering the public health;
(8) to procure, take immediate possession from any source, store, or distribute any anti-toxins, serums, vaccines, immunizing agents, antibiotics, and other pharmaceutical agents or medical supplies located within the commonwealth as may be necessary to respond to the emergency;
(9) to require in-state health care providers to assist in the performance of vaccination, treatment, examination, or testing of any individual as a condition of licensure, authorization, or the ability to continue to function as a health care provider in the commonwealth

Any person who knowingly violates an order of the commissioner or his or her designee, or of a local public health authority or its designee, given to effectuate the purposes of this subsection shall be punished by imprisonment for not more than 6 months, or by a fine of note more than one thousand dollars, or both.


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Fuck the Linda Hogan!

August 26, 2009
Why is this piece of garbage allowed to walk all over a true icon like Hulk Hogan? What the hell did she do to deserve anything from anyone again? Man should be relaxing not wrestling!
“Linda just filed papers in Pinellas County, Florida, saying the Hulkster didn’t fork over the Harley — plus $225,000 — the court ordered him to give her by August 7.

It’s not like she’s hurtin’ for transportation — the papers says Hulk also had to give her a “Mercedes Benz, Cadillac Escalade, Corvette, Rolls Royce vehicles … off road motorcycles and 4-wheelers.”

from TMZ.com
Linda you are a lowlife gold digging son of a bitch! Worse than Randy Savage!

Linda you are a lowlife gold digging son of a bitch! Worse than Randy Savage!