The Break-Up…A Short Story

THE SCENE:
man to the wife:
I’m leaving you for a major celebrity.

wife to the man:
No!!!How dare you! Who is this hollywood princess I MUST KNOW!!!

man to wife:
Amy Winehouse

wife to man:
Oh how could you!?

man to wife:
I’m looking to die by 2nd hand crack smoke?

Getting ready to run a marithon...I mean drop dead.